Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Monday, January 29, 2007
Sick Jokes
A: A Doberman in a playground
Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen toe?
A. A golf club.
Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
A: The hotdogs all taste like shit!
In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"
This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy.
He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car."
To which the kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously awaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom "Kid's.... there's good news and bad news."
"The bad news is your mother's strength and will to live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she died a few moments ago"
"The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner!"
A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."
The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his scratchings in your neck."
Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other,
"Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?"
The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts."
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that !!!!
The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on, With her old wrinkled pair on show. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her Grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it just is not appropriate .....
The grandmother says, "Loosen up Sweetie. If you can shown off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
A man walks past an ice cream stand that advertises, "Every flavour ice cream in the world."
"Bullshit," thinks the man and walks in. "So you say you have every flavour ice cream in the world?" "O.K., I would like three scoops of cunt flavoured ice cream please."
"No problem sir." The assistant gives the man three scoops of ice cream in a cone and the man takes a good lick.
Grimacing, he says, "This doesn't taste like cunt, it tastes like shit!" The assistant replies,
"Of course it tastes like shit when you take such long licks!"
Steven Spielberg has a talent for making memorable movies, merchandisers have a knack for turning those movies into products for the kiddies to buy, buy, buy, and Hollywood executives will do just about anything (no, make that anything) to squeeze every last nickel out of a picture. So I dread what must soon be arriving on the toy store shelves, just in time for the holidays:
The Schindler's List E-Z-Bake Action Figures (lightbulb not included).
Two men are sitting in a restaurant. There is also a gypsy woman sitting opposite to them with her legs wide spread.
One man says: "Look, she has such dark hair on her genitals!" the other says: "Oh no, it isn't hair, it is dark panties!" Then they made a bet - £100 . A waiter goes by so they ask him to find out for them.
He did so, but takes all the money and walks away. "What happened, why are you taking the money?!" Asked the waiter.
He replies: "Neither of you was right! She had her period and there were flies on her!"
What do you call an annexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
Jade Goody on Celebrity Big Brother
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Sunday, January 14, 2007
School Trips
Your know what? School trips are a pain in the backside!
The school trips of my day were something like a nice, uncomplicated visits to Chester zoo or the like. You might perhaps - buy a pottery torotise with a compass in its back - and maybe a packed lunch may be required. But the extent of parental participation ended with that.
But these days, school trips are so much more. Take for example, the impending school trip at my twin girls school. (Yes - you were expecting that).
Well, my girls have just received a letter to say that there going on a school trip to Croxteth Country Park - a nearby park complete with gorgeous grounds and a Stately home. Not that this isnt very nice - it is. But the problem lies in the parental obligations. Firstly - the trip cost £11 - 50p each - £23.00 for the two of them. This is a bit steep for the average mum. But no - thats not the end of it. Then each child has to wear a Victorian Costume! Where do you get them from?
Ebay perhaps. Another twenty pounds each. . So now we`re talking around £63.00 for this school trip. Not an easy thing for most families.
Its just a thought, but why doesnt Croxteth Park accumulate a store of costumes
that the children can wear for their visit and then leave there at the end of the day for the next lot of children ? I just dont know!
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Hugging and Kissing with Lions
Lion Hugging
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Norman Wisdom on the Athena - December 2006
As we ascended slowly in the lift of the Athena, an elderly man and his companion got in with us, and we chatted amicably as the man tickled our daughter, Evies chin.
On reaching the floor we wanted, we said "after you" to the pleasant couple, but the old chap said, "no, after you!" And out we got.
As soon as the couple were out of earshot, Tony looked at me, face glowing with amazement. "Do you know who that man was? I think it was Norman Wisdom."
Now, Tony is one of Norman Wisdom`s biggest fans - often doing a mean Norman impersonation. MR GRIMSDALE!
Well sure enough, it was Norman Wisdom, travelling with his lady companion - reputedly a friend and also carer. In the course of the 2 week cruise, we got to see a lot more of Norman. At almost 92, he is remarkably fit, still doing his laps around the deck of a morning - always on the front row of the caberet - always pleasant and funny, stopping for a joke and a smile with everyone. What a great man. We saw many of his films which were shown daily on our in cabin
televisions - and once on the cinema.
One day, he even did a chat show, with the cruise director prompting him to tell us about his life. He finished off with a few songs, including, dont laugh at me cos I`m a fool. Finally, he patiently sat and posed for photos with his fans - and we were amongst them having ours taken. What do you think?
Monday, January 08, 2007
How to make serious money from Blogging
Today I’m looking for a select group of volunteers to help set up and run their own profitable BLOGGING BUSINESS while I shoulder ALL the risk for the
next 90 days.
I haven’t a clue how much you could make. It could be £100 a week for 15 minutes work a day, thousands a month or even turn into a million pound home-based business...
Dear Friend,
If my calculations are right, this could be huge... bigger than ebooks, affiliate websites – even eBay!
But I’m not going to make any ridiculous promises on how much you could make from this opportunity. To be brutally honest, you will be pioneering a plan that is completely experimental!
But in return, I am prepared to take ALL the risk if you are willing to take up the challenge...
You will need a PC and a minimum 15 minutes a day to take part. There are absolutely no set up costs. If you have a hobby or subject you are passionate about, then even better. If you are already in business then this could generate more sales and increase your margins.
What Makes Nick Laight so Well Qualified to Help You Make Money Online?
“I’ve been in the publishing business for 14 years in the UK and US and have experience of launching both online and offline titles. I worked as copywriter, editorial director and publisher on titles ranging from finance and investment to business opportunities and health including The Fleet Street Letter, Red Hot Penny Shares, The Zurich Club, The Guild of Wealth, Personal & Finance Confidential and Health Sciences Institute.
In 2000 I launched an electronic publishing division that pioneered the use of free e-letters in the UK. Within 2 years the division was generating over £2.5 million in sales per year.
Since then I have started my own business, publishing consumer newsletters including What Really Makes Money – an independent review of business opportunities and money making ideas and eBay Confidential.
Starting on a shoestring 3 years ago, my business has already grossed more than £2 million so far this year. "
But I’m not after just casual biz opp junkies. I only want people who are willing to give this a real go. I want you coming into this with your eyes wide open. This is an online business and yes you will have to do a bit of writing (though nothing more than you would do in a couple of emails to friends or work colleagues). And I will explain exactly what’s involved in this proposal.
Still with me? Good, let’s press on...
What I’m talking about is BLOGGING. I investigated the money-making potential of these online diaries in the August 2005 and the May 2006 editions of my newsletter What Really Makes Money and set out some simple ideas for exploiting them. Since then I have been flooded with requests for more info.
And that’s why I have spent the last 6 months working with a team to putting something very special together to fast track you to creating your own profitable blog business from home.
I can assure you that this business really is simple to set up. In fact, it’s so easy to run that you could start this today and never have to learn any fancy marketing techniques or have any technical knowledge about the Internet whatsoever.
And yet, it could turn out to be the ultimate Internet business we’ve all been waiting for! But more important than that...
...IT’S FREE! That’s right - you don’t need any cash to start. And once you know the right way to get started (yes, there is a correct way to do this or you probably won’t make a penny) you could fire up your PC, spend the next five minutes tapping a few keys and writing a few sentences and you’re in business!
What’s the big deal about blogs and why
you should take them VERY seriously?
Right, let’s get the definitions out of the way first.
A blog is a simple personal webpage that includes commentary or news on a particular subject, such as hobbies, politics, local news or even just a diary of your day-to-day life. A typical blog combines text, images, and links to other blogs, web pages, and other media related to its topic. You will see examples of blogs throughout this letter.
Blogs as we know them today first appeared with the launch of blogger.com in August 1999.
Now take a look at the graph to the right. This shows the growth of blogs over the past 3 years. Notice that the number is DOUBLING every 6 months.
By January 2007 it is predicted that the numbers will pass 100 million!
This means that anyone with Internet access can create and publish online at zero cost and potentially gains an audiences of millions. Type in any subject into Google and chances are at least one blog will appear in the top ten searches (The fact is VERY important for your success, as you will see in a moment.)
Now it doesn’t take a genius to realise that if you can get people visiting your simple one page blog website – people who share an interest in the subject matter – then it is only a very small step to turning those visitors into paying customers. You can do it through affiliate links, joint ventures, Google adsense, links to your eBay listing and many other ways I’ll show you.
And today I would like to take a small ‘experimental group’ of eager volunteers to follow a new and completely risk-free plan to create their own simple yet highly profitable blog.
But before we get to the meat of this
opportunity, let’s drool over the benefits
- Make money from your hobby or interest – there are unlimited subjects you could create a blog around – pets, travel, health, films, collectibles, art, cars, sports, DIY, interior design, gardening, family history and yes - making money! As long as there is a proven interest in a particular area (I can show you exactly how to do this in minutes)
- Minimal work – you can get your blog set up in less than 20 minutes and tweak it for 15 minutes each day (on a subject you know and love) Hardly hard work is it?
- Zero set up costs – hosting, uploading and broadcasting a blog is free, and as you’ll see gaining top search engine rankings is free too!
- Use other people’s hard work to create content – you don’t have to be a writer to benefit from blogs – you could easily fill your blog with other people’s copy quite legally. (Don’t worry, I can show you how)
- Leapfrog established websites and get to the top of the search engines faster, without complicated Search Engine Optimisation techniques, expensive consultants or continuous tweaking.
- Build a valuable database to sell, rent or simply sell more products to
- Are you a business owner? Blogs were made for you! They offer a cheap, quick and easy way to find new clients, add value to existing customers, build powerful relationships and sell more!
- Create communities – if you run a club, society or association you can bring together like-minded people to chat, share ideas on a local or global basis and raise money or awareness
- Create multiple, predictable and repeatable income streams – you don’t have to stop at one blog – there are thousands of niche subject areas you can build blogs around. Get your first one right and you can roll out...
- Have fun! What better way to make money than sharing your passion for a specific subject or pet hate! What’s more, you could enjoy recognition as an expert in your area and people will come back to you again and again.
So why isn’t everyone making big money from blogs?
Two reasons:
First, the vast majority of blogs are created purely for fun – they were never designed with making money in mind. Of course that’s fine and is what makes blogs such an exciting online tool.
But we are in it for the money and there are specific steps you need to take if you want to ensure your blog is attracting the ‘right’ kind of visitor and can turn them into a sale.
Second: when it comes to online business opportunities, blogs are still ‘the new kid on the block’.
I mean it took 7 years for people to figure out how to make money from ezines (free email letters)! I first got involved in e-letter publishing back in 1999 (emails were first widely used in around 1992) and was lucky enough to work for a company that figured out how to turn them into a major profit centre.
Other people in the industry mocked us when they heard that we were giving away top quality editorial content for free via email. Yet, within a year or so, this breakthrough was generating tens of millions of pounds in revenues worldwide.
And I can see the exact same thing happening with blogs today... they offer you the chance to publish niche market information to a huge audience quickly, at zero cost and with the opportunity to generate income through affiliate links or sales of your own product.
By complete coincidence, blogs have also been around for 7 years... and the time is ripe forsomeone to figure it out and make money. But unlike e-letters you don’t need a broadcasting system, big database, writing skills, your own products or money to get started.
And I am confident that in the next year, a whole bunch of people are going to figure out the right strategy and will start harvesting mountains of cash. Based upon the figures I’ve seen, even working a blog part-time in a niche area could generate at least £100 a week (and probably a lot more).
And now there’s nothing stopping you staking your
claim from the coming blog gold rush!
As I’ll repeat until you’re bored stiff, you don’t need any technical knowledge, start up cash, copywriting skills. Just a passion for a subject, a PC with Internet connection and a bit of spare time.
With the new blogging programme I have put together, you will have everything you could possibly need to get started, have fun and hopefully make a lot of money!
Look, I’ll admit I want the glory! I want to be the one who helpedyou to become one of the pioneers of profitable blogs. That’s why I’ve got the best possible advice and plans I could get my hands on to help you out.
I know that you have the good judgement to see the potential of blogs. I also suspect you are prepared to step into the unknown and try something new as long as you don’t have to take any risks. So instead of letting you guess how this all works let me show you…
Could this be the perfect home-based business opportunity?
Now you can turn your hobbies, passions and pet hates
into multiple online income streams!
OK, so most people who start a blog (and there are 86,400 new ones every day) do so because it’s fun and they want to share their thoughts and opinions on their hobbies with other enthusiasts. They have no real interest in making money.
But you’re going to be different...
You’re going to know how to turn your hobby or passion into a profitable online publishing business. From the start, we’re going to focus on the money. Yes, it will still be fun, but everything you do is focused on building a blog that attracts qualified visitors and then cross-sells them other people’s products.
Despite the massive market, there is surprisingly very little info out there on turning a blog into cash. In fact I couldn’t find any! So I asked trusted online super sleuth Jonathan Street to do an in-depth investigation of the blogging industry and find out everything he could about turning these simple free websites into a ongoing profit stream.
What he came back with was incredible... we have now created a complete blogging start-up kit that includes everything you need to exploit this opportunity quickly.
We’ll help you to identify the key area that has enough potential traffic to make your blog profitable BUT not so many that you’ll be competing with the big boys.
But how are people going to find your blog among the millions of other blogs and websites out there? Well, here’s where you have a massive advantage over traditional websites . . .
Why search engines LOVE blogs and how you can
shoot yours up the rankings, generate a flood of
qualified visitors and turn them into cash
We all know that the best way of getting traffic is to get ranked in the search engines like Google. Think about it, if someone types in a keyword like “fishing rod” and your web site that sells fishing rods is near or at the top of the search engines, you’re going to sell a lot of rods!
The problem is, or should I say was, that to get ranked on the search engines you needed to become a search engine optimisation expert or have enough money to hire one (and trust me they don’t come cheap).
Thankfully that’s all changed. I won’t get all technical on you here, but here are the 3 main reasons why certain websites get to the top of search engines:
1. They have relevant and fresh content related to a certain niche/keyword
2. This content is updated regularly AND
3. There are a number of links going to and from that web site to other web sites in that niche area.
And guess what your blog will contain? Yep, you guessed it - ALL of the above! In other words, blogs are a search engines dream.
And it gets better... with normal web sites it can take months for search engines to find them. However as blogs are viewed as content-rich and non-commercial, search engines find them and start to index them in weeks, often days (it also helps that Google owns one of the main blogging sites!).
So for a little work (and I do mean little) you can get yourself ranked in the search engines in special profitable markets in very little time, and without any search engine optimisation experience whatsoever!
Ok Nick, this all sounds fantastic, but there
must be some hard work? I mean, how else will I make money?
How? Simple. I’m going to help you to find ready-made products to promote, shoot your blog up the search engines (hopefully into the top ten placements) in certain niches, and then sell these products for a commission. Of course, if you already have products to sell, then you’re all set up. As I said before, if you have an existing business a blog is perfect for you.
Does that sound simple enough? And here’s how you can make this a complete no-brainer. You can try out the whole blogging business for the next 90 days with me carrying ALL the risk. Try out my new Blogging Business Blueprint Programme and see for yourself. If it isn’t for you just let me know and I’ll sort out a full refund.
How to fill your blog with great content
without writing a single word!
I love writing, but I know many people who shudder at the very thought. And you might think that blogs would require a lot of writing.
Well the good news is they don’t!
You see, one of the greatest things about blogging is that it is an “online community”. In other words people want to share their thoughts and opinions on subjects with other people. 
This is great news for the entrepreneurial blogger who doesn’t feel comfortable writing. That’s why I can show you how to create content for your blog without writing anything. Ok, you may have to type the odd sentence here and there, but I’m sure you’d be willing to do that for fifteen minutes a day if it meant you were going to make an extra £100+ a week (and potentially a whole lot more!).
Are you starting to see why this offer is so unique? This is a genuine business opportunity that will allow you to turn your hobby into a business that won’t cost you anything to start and can make you easy money using the power of other peoples hard work.
But I’m not going to make big promises. I want to take a few people and offer them a risk-free chance to learn everything there is about blogs – get one set up – create all the income channels and see what happens . . . If they make big money – great. If they don’t, then they have lost nothing apart from a few hours spent on a subject that they already love anyway!
So here’s the deal - ace Internet sleuth Jonathan Street and I have put together the most comprehensive package on the subject available in the UK today. Its aimed specifically at the UK market and is the most bang up to date blogging information you’re going to be able to find anywhere. We’ve loaded the programme up with a manual, CDRoms and ebooks...
Here’s a small sampling of what the hefty report reveals in simple steps you can copy:
- How to shortlist the hobbies and passions that you can profit from within hours
- The one website that will confirm if your niche is profitable and generates a steady flow of qualified traffic and sales
- How to set up your blog for free in less than 20 minutes
- The easy way to select affiliate products that will generate ongoing automatic income from your blog from day one!
- How to make search engines love your blog and get it listed ten times faster than the average web site.
- How to ping your blog up the rankings with a single click of your mouse
- The fastest way to add Google adsense revenue to your blog
- Tips and tricks that will help you get traffic from other peoples hard work
Once you’ve read through the start-up guide you’ll be all set to start making money online. I don’t presume you have any previous knowledge of blogs or even any online business for that matter. With this alone you can have your blog primed for profits by the end of your first day!
But we haven’t stopped there. Jonathan is a bit of a nut when it comes to adding value. That’s why you’ll also get extra special free video training CDRoms that will show you some underground techniques and strategies that you can use to generate an avalanche of visitors to your blog. You’ll learn...
- The source that will switch on hundreds of visitors to your blog a day free!
- How to get dozens if not hundreds of other blogs linking to you and sending you rocketing up the search engines…and a whole load of visitors at the same time!
- A certain type of blog post that can get you thousands of visitors overnight
- How you can get your blog mentioned in national media resulting in a ton of free publicity
- The power of RSS and News Aggregators (again, don’t be put off by the jargon – all you need to know is that these can turn a blog into an e-letter that gets broadcast directly to your audience rather than relying on them to come visit you)
- What videologs are and why they’re the next big thing online (again, if you have a video on your mobile phone or digital video camera, this is a breeze!)
If you’re exciting by the challenge and potential of blogs, then you can reserve your place on our Blog programme today by clicking on the link at the bottom of this page. You can then get an instant download of the start-up manual. I will then send out a hard copy plus the CDRoms.
How to boost your profits by selling your own information products (that you don’t even have to create!)
Promoting other peoples niche products from your blog is a great way to start making money online... without having to create any of your own products or do anything remotely technical.
However once you start seeing how much money you can make you’ll be eager to start selling your own products in order to keep all your online profits.
In order to do this I’ve persuaded Jonathan to include his own two and a half hour “Niche Success Training Programme”. The feedback on this is incredible and if you’ve ever struggled to understand how ebook publishers make their fortune online this will open your eyes to just how easily you can target a niche with an order-pulling product.
You’ll learn:
- How to use free and low cost tools to find a niche and make 100% sure that there is minimal competition and that your market can be reached quickly, easily and cheaply.
- A free way to find out exactly which products your customers will buy from you.
- Getting someone else to create the exact product people want to buy
- Setting up multiple streams of autopilot income that can make you £100 - £250+ a week pretty much straight away!
- How to build a website and set up an autoresponder that will market your site for you 24/7
- How to create a viral marketing campaign that will market your site for 365 days a year
- Underground niche marketing strategies that are 100% free and that WILL get you a ton of traffic on demand
- How to recruit the top 500 affiliates in your niche that will promote your site for you like an army of super-hero’s at the click of a button
But wait (yes, you guessed it) there’s more!
Jonathan and I want to make sure you have everything you need to get your blog started fast and making money...
That’s why you’ll also get your hands on:
- The Bloggers Business Toolkit: This collection of ebooks will blast your blogging knowledge into the stratosphere and really give you the edge when it comes to making money online from some of the best blogging experts from around the world.
- Two “How To” Videos On Advanced Blogging Methods: The videos in this set total over two hours worth of live training footage. They cover two important aspects of blogging – updated content and getting great links to your web site. Whilst these are not primarily aimed at the blogger, they are a massive part of the bloggers arsenal that will increase your chances of success tremendously!
- Adsense Empire Manual: Imagine search engine giants Google paying you for them to advertise on your blog. Google’s adsense advertising program allows advertisers to place their ads on your blog that are relevant to whatever the content of your blog is on. And you get paid every time someone clicks on the link!
- How To Turn Simple Podcasts Into Profit: I’ve already told you that blogs can make you famous, and there’s another special area of blogging that can make you a worldwide famous broadcaster too – podcasting! It’s like having your very own radio station! And you can use your podcast to turn your dedicated listeners into dedicated customers with the information held within this manual.
We’ve put everything together – all it needs now is for
you to follow the simple instructions
Ok, let’s sum up what’s going on here...
Blogs are huge: their numbers are doubling every 6 months and will surpass 100 million by January 2007. In the US, 36 million people (18% of the population) regularly search and read blogs. My guess is the numbers will be similar for the UK.
Blogs offer you a free, quick and easy way to publish a personal, business or community website online on any subject.
What’s more, search engines love blogs and will list them higher and faster than traditional websites, saving you time and money.
The nearest parallel to blogs is e-letters and they have now become a proven business model for online publishers to generate huge incomes at very low cost. In the last 4 months I have generated over £700,000 in sales through my e-letter business.
But I really don’t know how much you could make doing this. I reckon, based on what I’ve seen you could make around £100+ a week minimum from 15 minutes a day updating your blog.
If, as I suspect, the money could be big, then I could easily price this package at around £365 (trust me in a year or so I probably will!).
But I can’t justify that without hard facts on how much you could make...
That’s why I’m prepared to give away a hefty instruction manual packed with the most up-to-date info on blogging available today plus 3 CDRoms PLUS bonus material at a price that will not put anyone off who seriously wants to put this into practice.
With that in mind the price of our “Blog It” programme is just £79 plus £4.95 p&p. Why so cheap? Well I’m a firm believer in people having a genuine chance of making money whilst having fun. And blogging really is the greatest opportunity to do this that I’ve seen in my 15 years in the industry.
But just to put your mind completely at rest…
Take me up on my 90-day risk-free blog profit
explosion challenge?
Right. This is experimental. I am convinced that blogs have the same potential as ezines did back in 1999. They went on to make people millions. (Since July 1st 2006 I have grossed more than £700,000 from my e-letters alone.)
But I haven’t a clue how much you could make from your blog.
It could be £100 a week for around 15 minutes effort a day. It could be several thousand pounds a month in affiliate sales... or it could generate tens, even hundreds of thousands of pounds and take over your life!
So here’s what I propose. I want you to take up my risk-free blog challenge for the next 90 days. You can order your ‘Blog-it’ programme now and get an instant download of the manual (I’ll send everything else by first class mail).
Within your first day you could have identified your profitable niche area and got your first blog registered and published. Within a week you could have tons of content on the site (other people) and have your blog listed by the major search engines. Within a month or so, you could be attracting hundreds if not thousands of visitors per week/day
BUT, if you do not thoroughly enjoy your blogging experience, don’t make any money or whatever reason, send back the set within those 90 days and I’ll give you a full refund. To be honest I know you are going to have so much fun with your blog you’ll be more than happy to keep it. But the risk free trial is there so you have no excuse not to at least give it a try.
My guess is that 2007 will see people realise just how much could be made from blogs. Then you’ll get all the usual suspects cranking out high-priced CDRom sets and seminars showing you how to make money out of them.
But you can get in at the very beginning, at a very competitive price and without any risk, start up capital or actually much effort!
To get your instant download of the manual (followed by the hard copy and all the other stuff) just click here and go through to the secure order page.
I look forward to being part of your blogging success story!
Best regards,
Nick Laight
Canonbury Publishing Ltd
PS: My new Blog-it profit programme is yours to preview without risking a single penny for the next 90 days. If it's not the most fun and income-producing investment you make, or if you're not completely satisfied for any reason, all you have to do is contact me any time within 90 days, and your entire investment will be refunded - no questions asked. No hard feelings.
To take up my risk free challenge, just click on the link below:
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Our christmas cruise on mv Athena - A Travelscope cruise
Anyway, we got off to quite a bad start - Mum forgot the passports and I had to make a mad dash home to get them at 2.45 in the morning. Luckily, we got on the coach just on time. The journey down to Falmouth was horrendous and took eleven and a half hours - loads of pickups on the way, so we were shattered when we got onbooard about two thirty the next afternoon.
We had two cabins between us - me Tony and Evie in one and Mum, Phil and Ellie in the other. The cabins were gorgeous, nice and spacious with good bathrooms and plenty of warbrobe space. After a rest, we unpacked and settled in and went for evening meal and braced ourselves for going through the Bay of Biscay. Suprisingly, it wasnt too bad, although we had a bit of choppy weather on the way home.
Christmas was fantastic - the night before, there was a carol service and midnight mass, and on christmas morning we got loads of champagne while we watched Father christmas give presents to all the kids - even the teenagers like Phil. - much to his mortification. The we all sang christmas songs and had a good laugh.
After lunch, we moored in Gibralta, and had an afternoon there, browsing round the shops, although a lot of the shops were closed cos it was christmas day. The whole day was lovely - as was New Year.
New Years Eve we were in beautiful Maderia - I think this was the best port of all - and we had a lovely afternoon here. So hot too. Then later, after evening meal and
the nightly show, we all went onto the deck with endless glasses of champagne and watched the most incredible firework display. Apparently, its going in next years guiness book of records as the biggest firework diplay ever - costing over 1 and a half million. I`ve never seen anything like it. As the fireworks went off, we sang Auld Lange Syne and we all cheered and hugged and kissed each other. Even the Captain came round to chat with all the passengers and the atmosphere was fantastic. Then there was a disco till the early hours - although we didnt stay up too late cos of the kids.
We also went to Casablanca (quite scary) Gran Canaria, Tenerife, Lanzerote and Vigo. Vigo wasnt so warm but the canaries were lovely and warm - around 29 degrees, although we only spent one day on the beach as there was so much else to do. The kids had a great time and the girls got a fuss made of them. There wasnt many kids and teens of the ship, being mostly older people, but the staff were lovely and made sure they had a great time. There was only around a ten teens on the ship and less little ones. Phil moaned a bit, but disappeared every night with the other teeneagers who all got friendly, and he`s keeping in touch with some lads he met on the ship. Oh, and the specail guest on the ship was Norman Wisdom who is now nearly 92, but what a lovely man. We all got our photos took with him and he`s still as lively and funny as ever.
Theres so much more to say about the holiday, but I dont want to ramble too much more, but I will post some photos later hopefully.
WIshing you all a belated Happy New Year
And lets hope 2007 is going to be a good year - its Liverpools 700th birthday this year too, so I hope its going to be a special year.