RIP Phil the Clown, Benidorm

Has anyone ever seen the amazing Phil the Clown on at Panchos in Benidorm? Phil is a Liverpool lad and so funny. The adults love him as much as the kids - a real star! He`s been appearing as Phil the Clown for 9 years in Panchos. But I was shocked to read in the Echo last week that it was Phil`s funeral. Anyway, I looked round on the net to try to find out what happened to Phil and appearently he broke his leg last July, 2005 (we saw him last in June) and was going to return to Panchos this month to resume his job. It seems he but died suddenly but I dont whether it was a complication of his broken leg, or what.
I`m really sad to hear this as Benidorm wont be the same without Phil. I thought he was only about 30 tops, but I believe he was over 40 and his wife is expecting a baby at the moment which makes it all the more poignant.
R.I.P. Phil. He will be sadly missed by thousands of children and their families.

Photos of Croxteth Hall Park

We got a scooter

We finally did it. We bought a Scooter. Not been on it yet cos it needs taxing and insuring - but here it is for our perusal...................................

Scouse Jokes

SCOUSE JOKES

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring atanother man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs:
"My God, it's Jesus!"Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one afteranother.After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
"Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, "Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit.

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A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big blackMercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on theiroverseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year".
The Scouser said "You're bullsh*tting me!"The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"

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Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered.It later turned out to be a tax disc.

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A Scouser walks into a bar in Manchester dressed up in his new Liverpool shirt effort and orders a drink before noticing a picture of Sir Matt Busby on the wall.He was just about to leave when the barman says: "Where do you think you're going?"
The Scouser replies: "I'm sorry, I just noticed Matt Busby there andI think I'd better leave,"
The barman says: "No no no. It's too late for that. You've got to roll the dice Pal," The Scouser looks puzzled and says: "Roll the dice?" The Barman replies: "Yeh. If you roll between 1 and 5 we kick the c**p out of you,"
The Scouser says: "What if I roll a 6?"
The barman replies: "You get another go."

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A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, stillshocked, asked, "Well, if you are not an Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teachercould not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man Utd fan?"
"Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so I'm a Man Utd fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Man Utd fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your Dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."

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You are locked in a room with a Lion, a Cobra and a scouser. You have a gun with only 2 bullets Who do you shoot?
The scouser..... Twice, just to be sure !!